- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Is maynaise an instrument?

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

Q.Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A.Because chickens weren't invented then.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.