- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

NEVER

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Stephen Hawking

What did the old man say? Im old

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

In soviet russia...the abundance of natural oils and rich agricultural land provide it with a thriving economy

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

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