What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

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If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

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how do you make a boy cry you cut out his eyes

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A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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It was a beautiful day. Face.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

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what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

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have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

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Whats green and fuzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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I once did something.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

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Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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