What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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a man walks out of a gas station and sees an indian with his ear to the road. He walks up to him and the indian says "truck... ford truck... large man in front with flannel shirt and trucker cap... german sheperd in passenger seat... licence plate 4563u6." Amazed the other man says " wow, you can tell all of that just by listening to the road?" The indian says "no thats a the truck that ran over me five minuites ago"

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What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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What was 6 affraid of 7? because 7 was black.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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your face

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I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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i killed my family

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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