- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Why did the fat guy smell bad? He just farted diarrhea.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why did the black man walk into a bar? To order a drink.

womens rights.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend "I know. You need to quit gnawing when you're giving me a blow job."

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

If you were a pie I'd eat you

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