Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

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knock,knock you suck

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

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What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

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What did the blonde say when she was asked what color her hair was ? Blonde.

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What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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Knock knock Whos there? A rapist. Go away I'm calling the police!! (The rapist then proceeds to break open the door, beat the woman repeatedly with a baseball bat, and then rapes her)

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A black man offers to take a girl home from the nightclub. As they're sitting in the car, she curiously asks him ''So tell me it's true what they say about black man''. The man sighs and explains: ''Well many people think that we stab, shoot and steal things. Another stereotype that is launched at us is that we have large penises. I however do not steal. My penis is also quite small. After this conversation the girl was driven home safely, and was now convinced that stereotypes are lies.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to go well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that when his wife was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas, despite that the tank was full and she only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrendous car accident that caused the fuel to empty and catch fire. Mary survived but their 6 month old baby was killed.

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lol im s0 gut at spelign at engrish N u laughd n liekd diZ funi joek XDD u most LUV LE MEMEZ n EMOtikons Lol (^-^) y u guyz so st00p1d at math Wtf???!?!? 1+1=8 i m soooo smurt hahaha I <3 warrior cats n dance 2 gangnum stail wile masturbatin 2 swagbois le raeg comicz ;3!! . And now you are dying of cancer.

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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a dumb blond walks into a hair salon and gets her hair died brown... she is now a dumb brunette

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What is black, white and red all over? Something that pertains those characteristics

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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Why didnt the 14 year old get her period? Because she had gotten pregnant by her father

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What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

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Why did the little girl stop riding her bike? She was hit by a car.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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