What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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How do you get rid of herpes? You shoot up the cancer ward of a hospital.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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Caroline Kelly.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How do you break your fan in the summer You dont its hot and you need it

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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MATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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What did the racist black man say to the white man? Nothing they both died in a car accident.

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Guess where my mom lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my dad lives? Utah? Correct Guess where my aunt lives Utah!?!?!? NO!!!! Trick Question b... she's dead

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Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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