- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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