- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

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whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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