,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

Q - How do you call black people driving in a black car on the black road, then falling off the black cliff into the black water? A - An unfortunate accident.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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