Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

Knock Knock! Who's there? It's Jim. Jim who? I'm your son, Jim. Are you losing your memory?

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

A man walks into a bar, the other man ducks.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

how do you burn a lot of calories? set a fat kid on fire

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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