- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

An Asian walks into a bar. He has a few drinks, but makes sure not to have to many. He then drives home safely, and enjoys a good nights rest.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Horse.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

"Knock knock." "No."

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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