- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

A guy walks into a bar, has a few drinks with his mates and gets highly intoxicated.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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