Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

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Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

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a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

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What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

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There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

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You all have Aids

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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