What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

homosexual

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