If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why couldn't the little girl color in her coloring book? Her arms were amputated.

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

what do you call a muslim flying a plane a pilot

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

A horse walks into a bar and the bartendor says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife was just diagnosed with cancer and given only a week to live."

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

which one is easiest

Well You're Full Of It . -Full Of What ? Well , Probably Blood And Other Organs You Can't Live Without . .

why did jimmy fall of of the tractor? Because he is a potato

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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