How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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What did the preist say to the other preist? 'hey! we're both preists!'

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? I like guys... cause I'm gay.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Roses are blue vilotets are yellow, obviously I don't know this rhyme so well u have aids and will die of cancer at the age of 25, and so will ur mom

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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why did the walrus sex with the jew because 911 created a sexual falafel

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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i hate black people

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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A homeless man begged and begged for a dollar to buy something. A man finally gave him his dollar. What did the hobo buy? Nothing he walked into 711 and then got shot.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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Anti Joke

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