What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

What do you say to a friend named Alex? The Game

What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Whats the difference between a black man and a banana? Banana's don't hijack planes.

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

why was the boy mad? He had a lot of homework that evening

i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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You know you're dyslexic when life gives you melons.

The way I see it, you are pretty lucky I am a tough guy, the kind you like. Anyway you where really wondering if I ever refer myself as a boy? Sigh, I mean I AM A BOY! WHAT? WHAT? Savage jokes? What jokes?

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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