- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

A bear walks into a bar, and says "I'd like a gin... and tonic." The bartender says "AAAAHHH! A BEAR!!!" and calls animal control. Later after the beast has been tranquilized and carted away, he rationalizes having heard the bear speak as trauma-induced hallucination.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

And so the Lord said unto John "Come forth and receive eternal life," but John came fifth, and won a toaster instead.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

Why was the kid dizzy? He ran in a circle repeatedly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

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