whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

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whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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Anti Joke

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