why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

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Why did the Black man kill the White man? So he could end up in jail with the rest of his family.

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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I <3 Hitler

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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