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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

once you go black your credit goes wack

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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