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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

what is the tastiest veggie? veggies aren't tasty.

How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

suzy took a bath with bubbles what?......... I'm sure bubbles is a nice guy

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Knock knock Go away

What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What did the nun eat for breakfast? Baseballs.

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

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