Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

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What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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the more I study the more I know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, why study?

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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PLEASE DONT READ THIS OR YOU'LL BE DIED IF YOU DONT THUMBS UP THIS LIKE POST THIS ON 20 MESSAGES OR YOU'RE BEST MAKE THE MOST OF YOUR LIFE WITHIN THE NEXT 7 DAYS

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Baby Seal walks into a club.

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knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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A black man walks in to a 7 Eleven with a gun in his left pocket. He innocently walks over to the place where they keep all the hostess treats, and decides to purchase a pack of crumb donuts. The gun was purely for self defense, it was a bad neighborhood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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