- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What did the caveman say to the dinosaurs, nothing dinosaurs are from the Triassic period 25 million years ago, while the origin of man came around 230000 years ago, so there would be a massive time difference and and would never seen each other.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Boy: Hey girl if I had hand-cuffs, I’d lock myself to you right now! Girl: I would find that extremely creepy.

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb? None. They are blind and do not care if it is light or dark in their surroundings.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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