- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

what happened to the man who is standing in the rain? he got wet

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Why did the vegetarian eat a steak? Because he was not a vegetarian

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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