What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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