- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

A bear walks in a restaurant and asks for a table for one. Meanwhile, everyone else in the restaurant is freaking out because there is a bear in there

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

A paralysed man falls over.

Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

How long does it take to paint a house with babies? It matters how hard you throw them.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

"Knock knock," said the guy about to deliver a knock knock joke.

a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

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