- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Knock knock Who's there? Prosti Prosti who? Prostitute

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? A black man is a life form, more specifically a homosapian, while the bucket, as well as the shit, is an inanimate object.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Why was the 2-year-old girl found dead in the swamp? Her mom was Casey Anthony.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Me

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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