- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

Knock knock, COME IN!

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

How many dead babies can fit in the trunk of my car? Seven.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

My mother's star sign was Cancer. Ironic how she died really. She was attacked by a giant crab.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

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