- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

What is the difference between a bitch and your ex-girlfriend? First of all, they are two different types of mammals. Second, dogs don't talk.

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Kid 1: Hey, guess what? Kid 2: Your MOM! HAHA! Kid 1:... My mother died two months ago from brain cancer after being shot in the head while fighting for our country in Iraq... Kid 2:.... um.. Your mom...?

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

hi im tom. whats your name? joe. hi im tom. whats your name? joe... tom has short term memory loss.

what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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