- Anti Joke

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

Why did the Black man buy some slaves? They were his family

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

Hey, what do you call Sarah Palin? A Republican.