- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms! Knock knock! Who'z there? Not Suzy.

your life

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

When geese migrate, why is one side of the V longer than the other? There are more birds on that side.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

nickel back

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

Lol, she does not think anything, she knows. Its not unfaithfulness if you ask for permission and are granted so because the trust is strong and mutual.

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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