What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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Why was the dinosaur laughing so hard? He heard a very humorous joke

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

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What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

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Bitch! Love, J.B.

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