- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Knock Knock. Who's There? I have cancer.

scraggle is in you pillow case

Homosexualism is so gay man

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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