Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Why don't you push a mexican off a bike, because its probably yours,

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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How do you spell eight? 8

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bryden is a faggot

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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