- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

How do you judge a black person? By the content of their character.

knock knock who's there? F uck F uck who? F uck off

phone and phone charger were talking to each other suddenly a massive hand swopped down to the charger and another hand came down and grabbed the phone they both started screeming so the hand stabbed the phone with the phone charger so the phone said... ALL I DID WAS SCREEM (RANDOMZZZ) (L.W)

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

How do you kill a vampire? Because vampires are figments of society's imagination and actuall living creatures, this task is impossible.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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