- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Antijokes...

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

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