Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

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Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

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What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

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How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

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Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

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