- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

why did the turtle beat the rabbit ? because the rabbit eventually got shot

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

What do you call a man with a limp? A limping man.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot lacked flying skills and experience.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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