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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

How is matt and alicia going last after summer They won't

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

roses are red violets are blue

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

your face is kinda funny

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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