- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

haha black people :D

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

I dont have a girlfriend

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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