- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

why did the asian wearing a sombrero buy orange juice at 2am? because hes trying to stay sober and do away with alcohol for good because its ruining his family and he wants to be a good father and husband.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

haha black people :D

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Invisible Children Foundation.

I dont have a girlfriend

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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