- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because his weekend was busy!

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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