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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a car? Because she was a woman.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: Will Smiths rapping attempt was suprisingly not harmful to his career as he later played in blockbusters such as Independence Day, Men in Black, The Pursuit of Happiness ect..

Long joke Your such a downey

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are blue Colton is gay

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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