Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

knock knock go away!!!

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

Hail Heetluh

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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