I can't wait to eat this bagel! Yes you can. Yeah, I guess you're right.

Neil is a reterd.

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

Whats the defination of cruelty

A dog is always in the pushup position.

Why did Billy stop playing baseball? He lost his legs to cancer. Poor Billy.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless until you put them in your mouth and catch them on fire.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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