What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

whats my name? Matt

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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