Ben Affleck

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

A man with no face walks into a bar, another man sees this and promptly asks "Sir, why do you have no face?" The first man says nothing and walks away.

women's rights

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

What's 10 + 3 x 22 ? Cake.

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

Womens Rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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