- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

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A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because HItler took he's parents away.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Suzie has no arms. Knock Knock (whos there?) Not Suzie.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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