- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

A man walks into a bar

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

where is the world?

Q. What's white, has an orange bill, and looks like a swan? A. a swan

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

How do you stop a man from jumping off a building? Push him off a building.

No soap radio

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What did the unicorn eat for a snack? Nothing. Unicorns are a majestic fiction animal.

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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