Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

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What do watermelons taste like? Sand.

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im saul and i love cock

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Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

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What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow wh- MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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