5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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dyslexic's Untie

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

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Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the low cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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If you throw a violist and a soprano off a cliff, which one would hit the ground first? Who cares?

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Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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