- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

A seal walks into a club.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Canadians

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

I like school Said no one ever.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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