- Anti Joke

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

What did the boy say during his math test? Nothing, talking during a test is prohibited.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

Alex Gedrose.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow