- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

Logan's gay

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

This is a joke.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Your mom is so nice.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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