Yo mama is so fat, she needs to get serious about her diet, or else she might die of some sort of weight related issue.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

whats my name? Matt

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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