- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Your sex life.

What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Take wrong turns

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

... Chan chan

Anyone can post anything.

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

Whats the defination of cruelty

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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