- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Boner

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

osama bin laden is dead

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Why was the Islamic woman killed? She insulted Allah.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

The Princess is in another castle

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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