- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

My cat just died.

What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

What weights more than a 300 pound man? A 400 pound man.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

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