- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What's your guys names?

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

What happens when you put a white shirt in the red see on a blue moon? It gets wet.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt. Why do we have to live in a world where people have to be so concered about why a stupid chicken decides to cross a road. Shouldnt we all be more focused on ways to get a better economy, or maybe end world hunger?

I was driving to Wal-Mart the other day and I saw a black man in a white Murcielago. I thought to myself that he must be doing good. Because everything he owns is white..... dick

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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