Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Why did Lebron go to Miami? Because Chuck Norris told him to.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

What's worse than a dead baby? A baby.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

This is funny.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

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Anti Joke

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