What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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why was the little boy happy? Because he wasn't in the penn state locker room.

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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If roses weren't RED and violets weren't Blue... Walls are still solid objects.

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What's worse than Patrick in a blender. Uuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, idk.

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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