- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

butt sex

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

Chlamydia

Error 37.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

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