What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

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When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. *Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter*

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