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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

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How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

A bar walks into a man

Adam Claypool is a fag. and his mother sweats my cum. Now that we got that out of the way lets get to the jokes.

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