- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

When life gives you lemons, sell them. Rejoice in your free money.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

... Chan chan

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

Take wrong turns

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

A man walks into the bar and ask the bartender for a shot of vodka. He drinks the vodka.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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