- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Jeff: Did you know, someone called you an owl? Billy: Who?

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

you suck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Richard.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

I hate blackniggers

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

How do you fall off a building... JUMP.

Want to hear a joke? No.

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

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