- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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