I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Christianity.

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nolan is gay

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Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Half life 3 confirmed

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why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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