- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

what did the duck with roller skates say to the camel? how are the wife and kids?

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta got rid of the scouter because a monocle built for displaying a person's physical abilities in numbers is extremely farfetched and he didn't want to be a part of a super race of supreme beings that still relied on such ridiculous antics

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Asians.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

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