- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Yock

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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