- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Your mother just died.

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Why didn't the baby learn to walk? It got hit by a car.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Why cant Joe drive his tractor? Because he doesn't have any arms or legs. Why doesn't Joe have any arms or legs? BECAUSE JOE IS A POTATO.

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