- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dyslexic people stink at typing? c k j a h s d i u p q h g n z v m n k b e r t y o f This is why...

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

why did 9/11 poop on a condominium? fuk

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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