There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -None, they will pay for somebody else to do it

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Which hockey player has scored the monst goals of all time? He-Shoot-Si Scores

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Good. Enjoy your cold drinks.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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What's as hard as rock and as light as a feather? Any object in the space, once the lack of gravity makes atoms to have not weight, since mass x gravity equals to weight.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

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what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

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why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

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WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

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Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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what's more fun then stapling a dead baby to a fence? ripping it off

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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