- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. They have been planning a girls night out for weeks.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

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What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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