What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

Kevin+Sean sitting in a tree enjoying mcdonald's free wifi.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

I cant find my anti-jokes this is also one

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

nolan is gay

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

What is black and looks like a person A black person

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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