- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did children rejoice when Michael Jackson died? Because they were at a birthday party, and only heard about his death afterward.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

why did bob hit Jim Because bob didn't like Jim

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Asians.

Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

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