- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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