Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

You and your parents are going to die today

They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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