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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

Ellen: Knock knock Steve: Who's there? Ellen: Banana Steve: Banana who? Ellen is offline and can't receive messages right now.

who cares wats behind the green class door people cant be in it

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What did the car do? CRASH!

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

yes i can connor, this is brett.

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Yup, I mean we use all of your techniques and all things considered the messages end up looking pretty much the same, as if the same person had written them, Azure is named Carlos, and well, he is pretty much a computer wiz so you have nothing to worry about.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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