- Anti Joke

An artist walks into a bar and orders a rum and ckoe. The bartender reads the first sentence and realizes the artist is dyslexic and fixes him a rum and coke.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so poor; she doesn't have a job.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died