What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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