- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a car? You build it.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

What's 9 + 10 19

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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