Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

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I honestly have no idea what is upsetting you, why would I lie about my name? Please don't leave, you do remember me don't you? Can I call you over?

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

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Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

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Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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knock knock whos there steve i dont know you go away

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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