A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

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Why did the rapist go to the girl's dorm? He wanted to apologise for his crimes, and brought them all a drink. It was spiked, he raped them

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Why did the stoner cross the road? He didn't. He was stoned

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Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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