what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

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What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

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Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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Question: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Answer: Being raped by a giant scorpion.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

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What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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womans rights...

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whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

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Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

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Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

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hola said the chinese man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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