- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Christianity.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I dropped one and I can't find it.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

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