roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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The FCC

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

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What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

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why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

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What is white, black, and red all over? A: A zebra being slaughtered.

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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