- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A spatial closet situates trolls beside the whistle.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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