A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why would the chicken cross a road

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

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How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Ubisoft presents a game by ubisoft

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Anything involving women..

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To men walk into a bar. One says to a paying customer, "Mind if I sit here?" and the other man inquires the bartender about so.e fancy drink that takes five minutes to prepare. After 23 minutes, naturally, they left at exactly the same time and they went home to their wife and kids. They both share a wife and kids.

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He goes to the restroom and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. He goes to the restroom again and urinates. He comes back and orders another drink. Guess what happens next? A. He goes to the restroom to urinate B. He buys another drink C. He flirts with a very attractive lady D. Goes home and masturbates

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He decided to sail to Portland. He cast off and was never seen again.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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Right now I'm walking down a road shoot car rhendhhdgfgdyxchdhsggggggggggggggggggggggggg

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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the holocaust

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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