- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

Two guys stopped at a restaurant for coffee. "I'll have a mug of strong coffee," said the first. The second said, " I'll have strong coffee too, but I want a clean mug." The waiter returns and says, "which one of you wants the clean mug?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Irish sobriety

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

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